im like 98% weird kinks and 2% water
s, p, i, d, e, r,
S) I don’t know, ‘cause I’ve never been touched in any sensual way by any other person.
P) I have an intense aversion to it.
I) That’s actually a tough one. I’m not really sure. No, wait, I know.
This lady. Kerrigan. Yes, I am very strange.
D) I like ladies. Pretty much exclusively. So, lesbian, I suppose!
E) Being dominated and changed somehow. Mentally or physically. Realistic fantasy? Just being dominated. Maybe tied up, too.
R) I think question ‘I’ fits this pretty well already. But aside from that, probably lady driders. That’s like a centaur, but with a spider body instead of a horse one.
j y z
J) Last time I … *cough* tasted myself, it was flavorless. Which surprised me, because the time before that it tasted kinda bacon-y. How’s that for TMI, internet?
Y) Honestly? If I had the body, maybe. Strippers make good cash, and it could be a fun hobby.
Z) Drawn. Usually /d/ is my go-to place for … things.
TMI Sexual Asks
a. How often do you masturbate?
b. How do you masturbate?
c. What do you fantasize about while masturbating?
d. What is your sexual orientation?
e. What is your most common sexual fantasy?
f. What is your strangest sexual fantasy?
g.What do you think is your strangest kink?
h. What is your most prominent sexual kink?
i. What fictional character do you find most sexually attractive?
j. What do you taste like?
k. Describe your first time having sex.
l. Describe your first time giving oral.
m. Describe your first time recieving oral.
n. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at once?
o. What is your favourite sexual activity?
p. How do you feel about guro?
q. How do you feel about furries?
r. What is your favourite monstergirl/monsterboy?
s. Where is your favourite place to be touched?
t. How do you feel about dirty talk?
u. Top or bottom?
v. How do you feel about BDSM?
w. Tell us about your most embarrassing sexual encounter .
x. Describe your last sexual encounter.
y. Would you ever consider being a stripper?
z. Favourite type of porn?
Xbox One won’t let indies self-publish
I don’t even have the words for all the bad things I keep reading. One thing after another after another.
WOW
“Xbox One: YOU CAN’T DO SHIT WITH IT”
More like “Xbox One: You can do lots of things with it, but there are some exceptions.”
The indie games section of the XBL marketplace was not very often used. And what was there was shovelware crap. Some bad dating sims, tons of Minecraft clones, and awful racing games.
Call of Duty got a playable dog character before it got any playable women characters
Except in Finest Hour you play as a female Russian sniper.
And in Black Ops 2 you can play as a female hacker named Karma. Not for very long, but you still get to.
Xbox One
I’m so phenomenally disappointed. I was honestly hyped for today, and I wanted to speak cheerfully about the new ‘box.
Do you have a favorite fish/squid/octopus/shrimp/crab/lobster/ray? Give me just a dollar, and I’ll draw your sea critter, and give some interesting information about your sea buddy, just like this:
This is a neon tetra! If you think it’s bright and colorful, you probably have eyes. These tiny adorable things are freshwater fish, found in South America, but you’re more likely to find them in your neighborhood pet store, since they’re one of the most popular tropical aquarium fish out there. The blue and red markings turn silver when the fish is resting, and the colors return when the fishfriend becomes active again.
Other critters I’ve drawn:
Send me a note if you’re interested! I accept Bitcoin, too.
